How Well These Marvel’s Avengers Would Do This Quarantine Period
Let’s forget how well or how unwell we are doing during this Luzon-wide quarantine, especially since it has been extended. In an alternate universe, Marvel’s Avengers would wither be struggling or unbothered in this time of need. Rating our favorite and well-loved heroes, let’s see how well they are doing during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Rating the Avengers from 1-10: Who’s the Best At Quarantining?
Iron Man
RATING: 13/10
- Only goes out when it’s absolute necessary
- Goes out with protective gear
- Would have probably distributed donations worldwide
- Probably made the vaccine in his own basement
- Tests the cure or vaccine on himself (or possibly, the whole Avengers)
Captain America
RATING: 7/10
- Probably immune to COVID-19
- Was literally isolated for 66 years but didn’t learn his lesson
- Doesn’t practice social distancing (see kiss with Peggy Carter, Black Widow, and Sharon Carter)
- Disobeys orders
- Goes out with no protective gear over nose and mouth
Black Widow
RATING: 6/10
- Goes out with no protective gear over nose and mouth
- Doesn’t practice social distancing (see kiss with Captain America and Hulk)
Hawkeye
RATING: 8/10
- Doesn’t interact with others
- Builds house away from neighbors
- Knows how to do chores
- Goes out with no protective gear over nose and mouth
Hulk
RATING: 15/10
- Probably immune to COVID-19
- Has 7 PHDs, can help researchers (or Iron Man) in looking for a cure or vaccine
- Literally a doctor
- A FRONTLINER
- #Respect
Thor
RATING: 2/10
- Literally had a whole another planet to stay in but couldn’t help himself
- If he became infected, he could have carried the coronavirus to Asgard
Spider-Man
RATING: 7/10
- Goes out with protective gear
- Probably made the cure or vaccine with Ironman and Hulk
- Disobeys orders
- Doesn’t practice social distancing (see kiss with MJ)
Ant-Man
RATING: 5/10
- In a house arrest but still went out anyway
- Goes out with protective gear
- Had a whole house to himself but couldn’t help himself
- Went out and interacted with a lot of people
Wasp
RATING: 10/10
- Goes out with protective gear
- Probably a researcher, studying about coronavirus
- Testing cure or vaccine
Scarlet Witch
RATING: 3/10
- Goes out with no protective gear
- In a house arrest but still went out anyway
- Disobeys orders
- Lies about travel history (went to Scotland without telling anyone)
- Doesn’t practice social distancing (see kiss with Vision)
Vision
RATING: 3/10
- Probably immune to COVID-19
- Literally made of metal so the virus can stay on his surface for more than a day
- Disobeys orders
- Lies about travel history (went to Scotland without telling anyone)
- Doesn’t practice social distancing (see kiss with Scarlet Witch)
Black Panther
RATING: 12/10
- Built a barrier for the whole country of Wakanda
- Implemented a travel ban
- Goes out with protective gear
- Probably already had the cure or vaccine, thanks to scientist sister Shuri
Doctor Strange
RATING: 15/10
- Literally a doctor
- A FRONTLINER
- #Respect
Captain Marvel
RATING: 2/10
- Literally had the whole universe to stay in but couldn’t help herself
- If she became infected, she could have carried the coronavirus to other alien species
- Doesn’t even know her own travel history
War Machine
RATING: 8/10
- Using the military to help against COVID-19
- Probably leading the checkpoints
- Goes out with protective gears
- Still goes out even though he is immunocompromised
What do you think? Let us know in the comments section below!
Angela Grace P. Baltan has been writing professionally since 2017. She doesn’t hesitate to be opinionated in analyzing movies and television series. Aside from that, she has an affinity for writing anything under the sun. As a writer, she uses her articles to advocate for feminism, gender equality, the LGBTQIA+ community, and mental health among others.